i kno i sed i wasn't gonna write in my lj anymor but bcuz im such a looser and im really bored. I dont give a shit if the teacher read mine cuz they cant expell me cuz im so tight. well anyways on friday my brothers friend and my cuz came ova. and these girls at my brothers schoo kept callin him. and my one time my  brotha asked answered the fone and saed "wat the  problem is?" and it ended up bein his friends mom.(hahaha) i found out that almost all the girls at my brothers schoo like himmy bros such a pimp that was a fun day.yesterday i went 2 da movies at cnetury city w/ jo alicia and leila. we saw the forgotten (so good) everybody should see it. and me adn alicia saw thomas and nicole and some of their friends ans we were gonna follow them but my mom was there so we jus waited 4 leila and jo. then we tried 2 find them (cuz there was nuttin else 2 do) but we never did. well the movie was good and at the end at like the scariest part leilas fone goes of and her ring tone is 2 goodies so that was funny. and 2day i went 2 dinner 4 my mos b-day at elcholos. they have really good cookies mmmmmmmmm. and i caught my mom's cold so that sux.. thats it 4 now

mood: gangsta only role wit gangstas

this fuckin lj thing is gettin old and annoyin, so dont expect me 2 write it anymor not like anybody reads it. its  rika rika kiss my ass and im lik gravy on mashed potatoes everybodys needs/wants me...i kno that was horrible. dont make fun of me. i no im crakheadish and please dont reply cuz i kno ur too busy. yea son im out

I stole this one from a girl i dont know...

ABOUT YOU

 Your full name::   Chase Kimberly Irvin

Age:: 13

 Height:: 5'2

Natural hair colour:: dark brown

 Eye colour:: brown

Number of siblings:: 2-brothers

Glasses/contacts?:: i have glasses but i dont wear them

Piercings:: ears

 Tattoos:: im not that hard core

 Braces?:: unfortunatly

FAVORITE

 Color:: green

 Band:: dunno

 Song:: white tee and go dj

TV show:: chapelle's show

Movie:: dunno

 Food:: soul food

Animal:: dog

DO YOU

Play an instrument?:: yea but i dont practice it

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: hopefully not

Have a job?:: nope

 Like to play sports?:: yea yea yea

 Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: uh uh

Have a crush on someone?: of course

Have any special talents/skills?:: not really

 Like school?:: the school part no but the hangin wit friends part yea

HAVE YOU EVER

 Snuck out of the house?:: nope

 Cried to get out of trouble?:: yup

 Had a serious surgery?:: nope

Cried over a girl?:: um.....no

Cried over a boy?:: um....no

Kissed a random stranger?:: good times

 Had alcohol?:: yea

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: soda and water and juice...practically everything but milk

Been in love?:: nooooooo

Been close to love?:: nope

 Ran over an animal and killed it?:: ummmmm

 Broken a bone?:: nope

Gotten stitches?:: uh uh

 Bitten someone?:: yea

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: yup

More than 5 times?:: once was enough

 Burped in someones face?:: all the time

 Gotten the chicken pox?:: yea

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: 2 minutes ago

 Went to the bathroom:: 2 minutes ago

Saw a movie in theaters:: 2 weeks ago

Had a party:: um...i long time ago

Had a slumber party:: a year ago

Made fun of someone:: jus now

Tripped in front of someone:: yesterday

FRIENDSHIP

How many friends do you have?:: 2 much

What are their names?:: dont feel like typin all their names

 Do you have a best friend?:: yuppity yup yup

Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: im not lesbian dude

 Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: girls

Have you ever lost a friend?:: naw

Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: um.....they aint dun shit

Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yup

What friend have you known the longest?:: kelley- since forever

Do you regret anything you've done to a friend?:: yea, no maybe so...i have 2 think about that one

If so, what is it?:: probably sumthin i said

Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?::

We had a vido camera and we pretended like we were a canadian showa and asked random people stupid questions

 LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Have you ever been in love?:: nope

 If you have, with who?::

 Are you single?:: single and proud

Are you in a relationship?:: no i jus said i was single el retardo

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: i quess

What was your first kiss like?:: kind of ackward

How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: well if it was first kiss that ment sumthin like 11 if its not then 3

Do you think love is a load of shit?:: kinda

Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: hmmmmm

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yea

 Have you ever been dumped before:: naw

Have you ever dumped someone?:: yea

Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: hmmmmmmmmm

 I....

am:: black

want:: boys

need:: boys...i aslso need 2 fart

 hate:: sarah bohannin

feel:: hungry

 miss:: my friends from cm

 am tired of:: retarded peeps

SILLY STUFF

What time is it now?:: 10:32 pm

What day is it?:: friday

Whens the last time you called someone?:: yesterday

How much money do you have right now?:: i think like 100 bucks

 Are you hungry?:: always

Do you like the moon?:: its sumthin 2 look at

If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: read minds, invisible and i can blink and be sumwhere else like i dream of jeanie

YOU THINK YOU ARE funny?:: yea but im also stupid so i dont knwo if peepo r laughin at my funniest of my stupidity

pretty?:: hellz yea bitches

sarcastic?:: maybe a little 2 much

lazy?:: yea!!!

 smart?:: on occasion

 talented?:: sure

FOR OR AGAINST

 love:: for d

runk drivers:: for...jus playin

 airplanes:: for

war:: against

canada:: against (sry jamie)

united states:: for

 gay marriage:: for.. as long as i dont have 2 see them fuckin

 britney spears:: against

coffee:: against

pants:: for

 WOULD YOU EVER

 Run away?:: no

Ask someone out?:: i already have

 Go scuba diving?:: maybe

Become a rockstar?:: i little 2 hard core 4 me

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: fructise and dove

Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: hmmmmm

What grade are you in?:: 8th

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: sometimes

Or just make out?:: havent yet but if it was a bad movie i wouldn't mind

How many posters do you have in your room?:: a lot

 How many cds do you have?:: i use my btohas cds cuz he has everything

What time is it now?:: 10:39

"blame the black guy".....btw (by the way) that came from jake 2 whos WHITE....hahaha good times

mood: im smoked sum shit music: ...jp i dont do that i naturally like this

 by the way that wasn't the qoute of the day this is :"if i wasn't straight i would be gay" (zoe)

OMFG i have the worst core class in the world. there r some good peepo but the rest is like maya aric tony juliana roy and shit. and i have double period core 2moro. i couldnt even stand the 20 min i was in 2day. but the rst of my classes r good so im not that pissed so yup

today was aight. my couzins r ova (big chad, and zuri) chad was outside and al of a sudden he jus cums runnin throught the house sayin theres a dog in our backyard. that was sum funny shnit. my moms did my hair  ( i gosta get perty 4 schoo) and im watchin cops wit my brotha and chad watchin all these high as a muda fucka black guys whoses gettin beatin and shit. i cant believe my cuz likes this show . its sum bull. thast all i gosta say.

lushuschocolate8: hidy ho valley gurl
Dothatthing182: hi
lushuschocolate8: wassup wangsta
lushuschocolate8: hello el retardo ?me wanty some of ur burrito
lushuschocolate8: or shall i say taco
lushuschocolate8: hahahahhaa....olay!!!
lushuschocolate8: el mucho y sui est en el caso me megul
Dothatthing182: omg randall
lushuschocolate8: me no speaky english
Dothatthing182: w/e
lushuschocolate8: but im still sexy
Dothatthing182: w/e
lushuschocolate8: u mucho wanty sum of el me
lushuschocolate8: i know u do
lushuschocolate8: cha cha cha...charmin
lushuschocolate8: olay
Dothatthing182: omg randall i dont hate u but u were really mean so i was sad
lushuschocolate8: it aint randall
lushuschocolate8: how many times do i have 2 tell u
Dothatthing182: omg i know it is
lushuschocolate8: but im still sexy
lushuschocolate8: no its not
lushuschocolate8: butim still sexy
Dothatthing182: i thought u were a grl
lushuschocolate8: i thought u thought i was randall
lushuschocolate8: but im still sexy
Dothatthing182: ok
lushuschocolate8: or as lil john would put it OKKK
lushuschocolate8: but im still sexy
Dothatthing182: ok randall
lushuschocolate8: im not randall
lushuschocolate8: me se no randall
lushuschocolate8: u like my spanish skills dont u
lushuschocolate8: dont deny it
lushuschocolate8: im trilingual i speak english, spanish and gangsteresse
Dothatthing182: ok
Dothatthing182: thats nice
lushuschocolate8: no im not not nice im nasty
lushuschocolate8: the way u like it
Dothatthing182: w/e
lushuschocolate8: wats wit u and these word s man
lushuschocolate8: w/e
lushuschocolate8: ok
lushuschocolate8: ummmmmmmmmm
Dothatthing182: i dunno
lushuschocolate8: yea thats wat i thougth
lushuschocolate8: u besta not step up 2 me
lushuschocolate8: biatch
lushuschocolate8: sucker free sunday
Dothatthing182: ok w/e randall im really sad right now so i dont really feel like talkin to u bwecause ur not makin it better
lushuschocolate8: im not randall man
lushuschocolate8: so get off my back negra
Dothatthing182: ok
lushuschocolate8: ok? is that all u have 2 say huh ..i thougth u cojuld cum up wit sumthin betta than that
lushuschocolate8: i dont feel like talkin to wangstas like u so peace out

mood: indescribable

holy fuckin motha of god!!!! shit shit shit OMG i cant believ wat jus happened. omg my uncle jus died of a heart attack. holy shitard i jsu talked 2 him last week. why the fuc did this happen this is jus the best way 2 end my summa vacation. fuck man i cant talk about it any mor so bye

mood: frustrated

so today my brotha friend came ova at like 8 in da mornin. he went 2 my elementary schoo and hes kind cute in that chubby sufer dude kind of way. i reme,ber i use 2 like him in 3rd and part of 4th grade. so yea we went swimmin and they went 2 da movies and  we got in n out. (yum) i let my brotha use my cell 2 go 2 da movies and i broke my fone like 4 months ago so the antenna was glued on (so ghetto) and it broke wen my brotha used it and he didn't know so i have no more antenna 4 my fone and now i hav 2 tell my mom about it so that sux. bedeepbedeepbedeep that all folks

mood: lethargic music: i have no fuckin clue wat that word means

yesterday i went 2 day promanade wit leila. it was fun. we went 2 urban and played ESPN 2k5 , but we didn't know how 2 play so we basically pressed buttons. then i started reading this book called "breasts" which was really wierd they talked about man boobs and stuff and there was a playboy book there which had all these naked pictures and i nearly choked on my mcflurry wen i opened it cuz i wouldn't expect they would have a porn book there. and there was this book about all the im shortenigs 4 words like lol and brb. and we also went in toys r us. and i pushed leila around the store in a stroller ( i tried gettin in but my butts 2 big) and we rode the little bikes and leila tried on a cinderrella outfit but i was 2 small. and we payed a guy 3 bucks 2 have his uniform shirt and he gave it 2 us. afta we went bac 2 her house and we watched the hot chick. (ling ling u forgot ur bling bling (haha) then we read magazines and braided each othaz pussy hair (jp) then we watched not anotha teen movie. and went 2 sleep. wat a fantabulous story i should be a writer im so fuckin awsume. konichiwa bitches (chapelle show: he so fuckin funny)